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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted Mosby, a New York architect who wants to get married and start a family. Future Ted is telling the story of how he met their mother and we see his past story set in the present day and the adventures he has with friends Marshall, Lily, Barney and Robin. CBS 2005-???

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Season 9

# Episode Overview Score Viewer score Podcast
1 The Locket Ted drives Lily out of his car with his geeky road...
Ted drives Lily out of his car with his geeky road trip plans. She ends up on the train to the wedding with the Mother. She worries that Ted is still determined to win Robin back. Meanwhile Robin and Barney worry that they might be related. Marshall is kicked off his plane as he attempts to hide his new job from Lily.
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2 Coming Back Marshall is forced to rent a car to get to New Yor...
Marshall is forced to rent a car to get to New York. Ted is annoyed to be treated like a pity case at the wedding. Barney trumpets his brothers marriage before discovering that he is getting divorced. Lily drinks to get through the weekend without Marshall.
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3 Last Time in New York Barney and Robin try to have sex before talking to...
Barney and Robin try to have sex before talking to their elderly relatives in an attempt to convince themselves that the passion won't die after "I do." Lily finds Ted's list of things to do before he leaves New York. Marshall is trapped in Packer's country.
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4 The Broken Code Barney accuses Ted of breaking the Bro Code. Ted d...
Barney accuses Ted of breaking the Bro Code. Ted denies it and Barney ends up giving him a load of horrible tasks to complete. Lily uses an Ipad to create Marshpillow 2.0 and allow Marshal to interact with the gang from his road trip. Robin complains that Lily threw a terrible bachelorette party but Lily says it's because Robin has no female friends.
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5 The Poker Game Ted says he loves giving wedding gifts but Marshal...
Ted says he loves giving wedding gifts but Marshall and Lily are still angry that he never gave them one. Robin is annoyed that James keeps making jokes about marriage. She wins his wedding ring in a poker game and Barney is caught between his old and new families.
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6 Knight Vision Lily tells the Minister how she met Marshall and h...
Lily tells the Minister how she met Marshall and he is shocked to hear that she's stolen Robin and Barney's story. Ted tries to choose a woman to hook up with for the weekend. Marshall talks through how he will tell Lily about his new job with Daphne.
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7 No Questions Asked Lily finds out her room might be haunted. The Inn ...
Lily finds out her room might be haunted. The Inn are using the ghost as an excuse for why the room is so crap. Marshall calls Robin, Ted and Barney to delete the text on Lily's phone - "no questions asked."
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8 The Lighthouse Marshall and Daphne stop off at Ted's parents' hou...
Marshall and Daphne stop off at Ted's parents' house for the night but Clint insists on helping them resolve their conflict. Robin and Barney's mother get into a war over who makes the best scrambled eggs. Ted takes Cassie to the nearby Lighthouse but wishes he could be with someone else.
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9 Platonish Barney cheers Robin up with the story of why he de...
Barney cheers Robin up with the story of why he decided to propose to her. In flashback he meets the Mother who talks sense to him while Ted preaches a "wait and see" approach to Marshall at a Harlem Globetrotters game.
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10 Mom and Dad Barney and James both try to get their mom back wi...
Barney and James both try to get their mom back with their respective fathers. Ted believes Billy Zapka is trying to sabotage him. Marshall takes Daphne to her daughter's school.
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11 Bedtime Stories Marshall is on a bus with Marvin and only rhyming ...
Marshall is on a bus with Marvin and only rhyming stories put him to sleep. So Marshall tells three stories of past Ted, Robin and Barney adventures all in rhyme with help from fellow passengers.
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12 The Rehearsal Dinner Robin and Barney are waiting for the police at a l...
Robin and Barney are waiting for the police at a local Lazer Tag place as Barney explains how they got here. It seems he was really expecting a surprise Lazer Tag rehearsal dinner.
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13 Bass Player Wanted Marshall meets the Mother who says she left the we...
Marshall meets the Mother who says she left the wedding because she hates the singer in her band. He is busy sowing discord between Robin and Lily and with Ted and Barney by revealing things they told him in confidence.
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14 Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmara Marshall tells Barney about how he trained to give...
Marshall tells Barney about how he trained to give him his fourth slap.
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15 Unpause Marshall and Lily agree to unpause their argument ...
Marshall and Lily agree to unpause their argument after they finish hanging out with the group and have sex. Marhsall attempts to keep both going as long as possible. Barney is so drunk that he starts telling the truth. Robin and Ted quickly ask him as many questions as they can.
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16 How Your Mother Met Me We see the Mother's backstory since the night Ted ...
We see the Mother's backstory since the night Ted met Robin.
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17 Sunrise Barney runs into two guys by the side of the road ...
Barney runs into two guys by the side of the road and promises to teach them how to live. Ted and Robin walk on the beach and talk about his past girlfriends. Marshall argues with ghost Lily about their big decision.
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18 Rally Barney is unconscious from his heavy drinking and ...
Barney is unconscious from his heavy drinking and it's only two hours until the wedding photos. The gang try everything to wake him up and vow never to get this drunk themselves.
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19 Vesuvius It bothers Lily that Robin is so blase about her w...
It bothers Lily that Robin is so blase about her wedding day. Barney can not choose which suit to wear on his special day. In the future Ted tries to find a story that the Mother hasn't heard.
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20 Daisy Marshal learns that Lily visited the Captain befor...
Marshal learns that Lily visited the Captain before she made the decision not to go to Italy. The guys race round there to find out what happened. Robin's mother tells her daughter about why her marriage to her father ended.
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21 Gary Blauman Gary Blauman turns up at the wedding and Robin fre...
Gary Blauman turns up at the wedding and Robin freaks out because she didn't know he was coming and hasn't fitted him into the seating arrangement. Marshall steps in to sort it out while we also glimpse Ted and the Mother's first date.
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22 The End of the Aisle Ted gives Barney the locket to give to Robin. She ...
Ted gives Barney the locket to give to Robin. She knows it was Ted who found it and questions if she's with the wrong man. Barney points out that Lily and Marshall have broken all their wedding vows.
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23 Last Forever Ted leaves the wedding and meets the Mother on the...
Ted leaves the wedding and meets the Mother on the train platform. Then we jump into the future and see Robin and Barney's marriage breakdown. Her career takes off and Lily is sad that she doesn't spend time with the group anymore.
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