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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted Mosby, a New York architect who wants to get married and start a family. Future Ted is telling the story of how he met their mother and we see his past story set in the present day and the adventures he has with friends Marshall, Lily, Barney and Robin. CBS 2005-???

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Season 3

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1 Wait For It Ted struggles to get over Robin, until she returns...
Ted struggles to get over Robin, until she returns with handsome Gael (Enrique Iglesias) from Argentina. While he impresses Lily and Marshall, Ted hooks up with a wild girl who suggests he get a tattoo.
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2 We're Not From Here Ted and Barney pretend to be tourists in order to ...
Ted and Barney pretend to be tourists in order to hook up with girls. Meanwhile Gael invites other travellers into Robin’s apartment and she begins to lose the side of her she enjoyed while in Argentina. Marshall is struggling to write a note to Lily in case of his death and she hasn’t written one at all.
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3 Third Wheel Ted runs into a girl he once slept with. She runs ...
Ted runs into a girl he once slept with. She runs into an old sorority friend and he thinks maybe he has the chance for a threesome. Barney, Lily and Marshall are up in the apartment trying to help him out. Robin doesn’t shave her legs so that she won’t be tempted to sleep with a guy before the third date. But on a date with a handsome surgeon she changes her mind.
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4 Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with one of her kindergarteners...
Lily sets Robin up with one of her kindergarteners fathers. Robin likes the guy but struggles to cope with his son. Ted and Barney make a bet over who can sleep with a girl first. It turns out that Barney has already slept with her, but the bet goes on.
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5 How I Met Everyone Else Ted brings his new girlfriend to meet the group. H...
Ted brings his new girlfriend to meet the group. He met her online but she doesn’t want them to know that. Barney immediately assumes she is crazy and is eventually proved right. In the meantime the friends tell stories about how they all met.
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6 I'm Not That Guy Marshall gets his dream job with the NRDC. But Lil...
Marshall gets his dream job with the NRDC. But Lily encourages him to go to an interview with a big law firm anyway. There the CEO tries to seduce Marshall into working for them and he succeeds. Lily had pushed him into it because of her huge credit card debt. Meanwhile Barney discovers a porn star called Ted Mosby. Ted tracks him down and asks him to change his name.
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7 Dowisetrepla Marshall and Lily decide to look for their own apa...
Marshall and Lily decide to look for their own apartment. They end up wanting to buy one in the district of Dowisetrepla. Lily knows her credit card debt will prevent them from getting a good mortgage and tried to hide it from Marshall. Barney uses the apartment to seduce a girl without her knowing where he lives.
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8 Spoiler Alert Ted introduces the gang to his new girlfriend Kath...
Ted introduces the gang to his new girlfriend Kathy. They all seem to dislike her but he can’t see why. When they tell him that she doesn’t stop talking, he begins revealing their annoying habits and they all become angry at one another. Meanwhile Marshall has lost the password which will allow him to access the results of his bar exam.
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9 Slapsgiving It’s Lily and Marshall’s first thanksgiving as...
It’s Lily and Marshall’s first thanksgiving as a married couple. Lily wants to make it special and start a new tradition. Marshall reminds Barney that for him it will be slapsgiving because his slap countdown will occur on the day. Robin invites her older boyfriend Bob to thanksgiving which causes friction with Ted. He and Robin sleep together but the resulting arguments lead them to believe they can’t be friends anymore.
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10 The Yips Ted suggests that they all join the gym and for a ...
Ted suggests that they all join the gym and for a week they do. Barney meets Rhonda there, the woman he lost his virginity to. She says his brother bribed her to do it. Barney loses the confidence he gained from her in the first place and develops the yips. He becomes incapable of hitting on women.
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11 The Platinum Rule Ted tells the others he is going on a date with St...
Ted tells the others he is going on a date with Stella, the doctor who is removing his tattoo. They all think it is a bad idea and Barney explains why. The Platinum Rule means you should never date someone you will see on a regular basis. Barney explains the eight stages which this relationship inevitably goes through. We see him dating Wendy the waitress in 2005, Marshall and Lily befriending their neighbours in 2006 and Robin dating co-anchor Curt Irons in 2007.
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12 No Tomorrow It’s St Patrick’s Day and Barney is decked out...
It’s St Patrick’s Day and Barney is decked out in green ready to go. Ted joins him and he begins to do bad things and be rewarded for them. Lily and Marshall take Robin to their new apartment where they discover that the floor is slanted.
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13 Ten Sessions Ted has ten sessions with Stella, a dermatologist,...
Ted has ten sessions with Stella, a dermatologist, to remove his butterfly tattoo (301). He also has ten sessions in which to win her over as, despite their chemistry, she says she won’t date him. Featuring Britney Spears as Abby the receptionist.
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14 The Final Four Barney discovers he is being followed around by a ...
Barney discovers he is being followed around by a woman. She is warning other women he is trying to seduce about what he is really like. In order to discover her identity he runs a tournament for the women to work out who has most reason to hate him. He and Lily then track down the final four and discover that none of them is the woman. Robin suggests setting a trap but it still doesn’t catch her.
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15 The Chain Of Screaming Ted buys a new car. Marshall gets screamed at at w...
Ted buys a new car. Marshall gets screamed at at work. He is struggling to cope with it and gets conflicting advice from his friends. Barney insists that he must continue on the chain of screaming and release his pent up anger. But when he shouts at Barney it leads him to realise he doesn’t want to become like him and so he quits.
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16 Sandcastles In The Sand Robin is meeting her old boyfriend Simon (James Va...
Robin is meeting her old boyfriend Simon (James Van Der Beek) who dumped her when she was a teenager. She is trying to “win” by proving how successful she is now. When he arrives everyone thinks he is a loser except for Robin who reverts to how she used to feel and starts dating him again. Lily regresses herself when her high school friend Michelle joins them. Robin gets dumped again and is comforted by Barney, in more ways than one.
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17 The Goat Barney and Robin wake up together and agree to pre...
Barney and Robin wake up together and agree to pretend that nothing happened. Barney feels really guilty for sleeping with Ted’s ex. He channels his guilt into how he has broken the Bro Code and hires Marshall to be his lawyer and find a loop hole which absolves him from blame. In the end Ted finds out and tells Barney he doesn’t want to be his friend anymore. Meanwhile Lily rescues a goat from being killed.
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18 Rebound Bro Barney misses Ted as his wingman and struggles to ...
Barney misses Ted as his wingman and struggles to find a replacement. Stella and Ted have been dating for two months but she is making him wait before they sleep together. It turns out she hasn’t had sex for five years and she is not happy when Ted shares this news with his friends.
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19 Everything Must Go Lily and Marshall have to pay a contractor fifteen...
Lily and Marshall have to pay a contractor fifteen hundred dollars to get their slanted floor fixed. Lily suggests she sell some of her paintings while Marshall prefers to sell her expensive clothes. Barney discovers that Abby (Britney Spears) was the girl telling women not to date him. She still loves Ted and together they try to prove how lame he is.
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20 Miracles Ted breaks up with Stella because things are getti...
Ted breaks up with Stella because things are getting too serious too quickly. He then survives a car accident and changes his mind. He ends up proposing to her. The others rush to the hospital when they hear about the accident and argue about whether it was a miracle or not. Barney runs all the way to the hospital and is hit by a bus leaving him in traction.
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