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Family Guy

Family Guy is an animated comedy about the dysfunctional Griffin family. Head of the house is lazy drunk Peter, married to Lois, with dim son Chris, unattractive daughter Meg, evil genius baby Stewie and talking dog Brian. FOX 1999-???

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Season 9

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1 And Then There Were Fewer James Woods becomes a born again Christian and inv...
James Woods becomes a born again Christian and invites the residents of Quahog to a mansion to apologise for all the bad things he did to them. But soon Quagmire's girlfriend Stephanie is killed and the night turns into a murder mystery. A double length episode.
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2 Excellence in Broadcasting Right winger Rush Limbaugh is doing a book signing...
Right winger Rush Limbaugh is doing a book signing in Quahog and Brian rushes out to give him a piece of his mind. Once there though Limbaugh persuades him to read his book anyway. Once he does Brian becomes a Republican and seeks out Limbaugh's friendship.
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3 Welcome Back Carter Peter catches Carter cheating on Babs and decides ...
Peter catches Carter cheating on Babs and decides to exploit him. Once she finds out Babs kicks Carter out and Peter tries to help him move on.
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4 Halloween on Spooner Street It's Halloween and Meg and Chris head off separate...
It's Halloween and Meg and Chris head off separately to a party. Brian takes Stewie out trick or treating but his candy gets stolen by some older kids. It's Quagmire's turn to get roasted by Jo and Peter and they go all out to prank him.
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5 Baby, You Knock Me Out Quagmire takes Peter to Foxy Boxing for his birthd...
Quagmire takes Peter to Foxy Boxing for his birthday. Peter volunteers Lois to take on one of the boxers, she wins and he soon begins promoting her in real fights. She wins seventeen bouts before breaking her nose and deciding to retire. But as she does Deirdre Jackson, the toughest fighter in the state embarrasses Peter and goads Lois into a fight.
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6 Brian Writes A Bestseller Brian gives up being a writer. Soon he reneges on ...
Brian gives up being a writer. Soon he reneges on this when he decides to churn out a self help book to see if it will sell. It does and Brian becomes a big success. He hires Stewie as his publicist and begins to harass him to get better treatment. Finally on an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher he breaks down and admits that the book is crap.
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7 Road to the North Pole (1 + 2) Jilted at the local mall Stewie asks Brian to take...
Jilted at the local mall Stewie asks Brian to take him to the North Pole so he can kill Santa. Brian tries not to reveal that Santa isn't real and is shocked to discover he is when they arrive. Santa is in rough shape though and Brian and Stewie offer to help out.
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9 New Kidney in Town Peter discovers the energy drink Red Bull and goes...
Peter discovers the energy drink Red Bull and goes suitably crazy on the stuff. Lois tries to stop him from drinking it so he makes his own. Unfortunately his contains kerosene, destroying his kidneys and forcing him to go on dialysis. Brian volunteers his kidneys even though it will kill him. Meanwhile President Obama is visiting James Woods High and the students are asked to enter a competition to see who will introduce him.
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10 And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois accosts the new news anchor Joyce Kinney and ...
Lois accosts the new news anchor Joyce Kinney and they become friends. Lois admits that she was once in a porno and Joyce broadcasts it on the news. Joyce admits that it was revenge for a high school prank Lois played on her. Brian encourages Lois to own the humiliation in order to get through it.
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11 Friends of Peter G Peter and Brian cause a drunken disturbance in a m...
Peter and Brian cause a drunken disturbance in a movie theatre and are sentenced to thirty days in alcoholics anonymous. Peter encourages everyone there to start secretly drinking and on his way home he crashes his car and dies. Death arrives to offer him a second chance at life and teach him about moderation.
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12 German Guy Chris becomes friends with a geriatric puppet enth...
Chris becomes friends with a geriatric puppet enthusiast called Franz Gutentag. Herbert is horrified to see them together as he recognises Franz as the commander of a Nazi concentration camp during the war. Peter and Chris discover the truth and Franz locks them in his basement. It's left to Herbert to save the day.
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13 The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Bonnie goes away for a few days and Meg takes care...
Bonnie goes away for a few days and Meg takes care of Joe and baby Suzie. She of course develops an unhealthy attachment to him which he does not encourage. Stewie creates a device which should bring out his evil side. However it succeeds only in creating an evil clone of him who begins running amok.
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14 Trading Places After destroying Peter's hard won dirt bike Lois s...
After destroying Peter's hard won dirt bike Lois suggests that Meg and Chris should try living as adults for the week. A full swap takes place with Peter and Lois attending school while Chris works at the brewery and Meg does the housework. Chris does such a good job that he replaces Peter and has to provide for the family. The pressure gets to Chris and he has a heart attack.
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15 Tiegs for Two Peter feuds with the local laundry owner Mr Washy-...
Peter feuds with the local laundry owner Mr Washy-washy and ends up in jail. Brian bails him out and meets a woman there called Denise. When she seems uninterested in a relationship he goes to a class Quagmire is running on how to meet women. Quagmire is teaching guys how to get laid and Brian is upset because the class actually drives Denise further away. Quagmire admits that he is still hoping to reconnect with his long lost love Cheryl Tiegs. In order to get revenge Brian begins dating her.
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16 Brothers and Sisters Lois' sister Carole ends yet another marriage and ...
Lois' sister Carole ends yet another marriage and comes to stay, looking for support. She goes on a date with Adam West and decides to get married immediately. Lois talks her out of it and then feels guilty about it. Meanwhile Peter is excited that he will finally have a brother and begins playing with Mayor West.
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17 The Big Bang Theory Stewie realises that he can mess with Brian using ...
Stewie realises that he can mess with Brian using his time machine. Brian catches him in the act and they end up jumping out of the space-time continuum. The attempt to use Stewie's return pad turns out to be the Big Bang and therefore Stewie is the creator of the universe. His arch enemy Bertram sees him buying more plutonium and decides to go back in time and kill one of Stewie's ancestors. Stewie realises that this will destroy the universe and so he races back in time to stop him.
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18 Foreign Affairs Lois and Bonnie go on a week's vacation to Paris a...
Lois and Bonnie go on a week's vacation to Paris and Peter is left in charge of the kids. Bonnie shocks Lois by admitting that she wants to have an affair. Peter is freaked out by news of Goat Flu and decides to home school Meg and Chris.
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19 It's a Trap During a blackout Peter tells the family the story...
During a blackout Peter tells the family the story of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. All the characters of Family Guy reprise their roles in the Star Wars universe and are joined by Joe (Jabba the Hut), Roger and Klaus from American Dad (Moff Jerjerrod and Admiral Ackbar) and Tim and Rallo from The Cleveland Show (Wicket the Ewok and Nien Numb). An hour long episode.
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